A comedic, satirical app dedicated to celebrating the greatness of Jesse. Facts, trivia, a shrine, a discussion board, and more. Completely free. No ads. No in-app purchases. Because Jesse's greatness is priceless.
Download on the App StoreAn endless feed of absolutely true* facts about Jesse. Favorite the ones that speak to you. Submit your own for admin approval.
Join the congregation. Post, reply, upvote, and discuss all things Jesse with fellow believers.
Upload sacred photos to the communal Jesse shrine. Gaze upon greatness in grid form.
Ten questions per round. Test your knowledge. Choose wisely — wrong answers have consequences.
Handsomeness, wisdom, dance moves, overall greatness. On a scale of 1 to 10. The correct answer is always 10.
Climb from Casual Fan to Jesse Evangelist. Earn points by engaging with the app and proving your devotion.
Jesse! is a satirical entertainment app created by a group of friends for a group of friends. It is an over-the-top appreciation app for a real person named Jesse, who is fully aware of, and consents to, the app's existence.
All "facts" are fictional and humorous. The app includes full content moderation with reporting, blocking, content filtering, and admin review. The developer commits to reviewing all reports within 24 hours.
Jesse! is developed by NorseHorse.
*Facts may not be factual.